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Those aren't good jokes, those are very, very, very, very old jokes. And until you can find some new material, and not even going to bother giving you a real comback to work with. Goodbye old chum. <3

But... but..... THERE AREN'T ANY NEW SHORT JOKES!!! THEY'RE ALL USED UP!!!

Who's short now?

Uh.. you? And Hannah?

fine, be that way.

But the short woman that dances with the tall woman get bust in her mouth.

And in saying that, Im glad you're tall, it gives me more of you to dislike.

Short people are just blowjobs on legs

LOLOLOLOL

There's a new one!

Go team tall!!

blow jobs on legs? I don't think you can really use that on here given who he short people are, me, Hannah, Liv, we all have girl friends I think.

Well.... SHUT UP

Logan I think you're going through a phase...

Yeah a phase of being beaten down on.

Yeouch.

I don't where to stand in this war.

On the one hand I'm tall, like really tall.

On the other....I'm with Hannah and Tammmy on a daily basis

hmmm....


#waves Swiss flag*

Go short people.

See, there might be more of you Lillipuddlians, but Gulliver still won.

yes, but David beat Goliath on his own.

They laugh at me, these fellows, just because I am small.
They laugh at me because I'm not a hundred feet tall.
I tell 'em there's a lot to learn down here on the ground.
The world is big but lil' people turn it around.

A worm can roll a stone.
A bee can sting a bear.
A fly can fly around versailles 'cos flies don't care
A sparrow in a hat, can make a happy home.
A flea can bite the bottom of the pope in rome

Goliath was a bruiser who was as tall as the sky.
But David threw a right, and gave him one in the eye.
I never read the Bible but I know that it's true.
It only goes to show what little people can do.

So listen here, professor with your head in the cloud
It's often kinda useful to get lost in a crowd
So keep your universities -- i don't give a damn
For better or for worse it is the way that i am

be careful as you go
cos little people grow
and little people know
when little people fight,
we may look easy pickings
but we got some bite!
so never kick a dog
because it's just a pup
you'd better run for cover when the pup grows up

and we'll fight like twenty armies
and we won't give up

Why did I read that as if it were a rap? :S

it's from Les Mis ditz.

Never seen/heard it

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LES MIS ROCKS MY WORLD!

Well meh to you.

Though it is going to be done at Centrestage, Orewa next year.

Go am dram!

ooo Liv! We have to go and see it!!

Yeuck. Les Mis is shitbox.

The songs are good

ZOMG I LOVE LES MIS HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT OMG YOU ARE CRAZY.

I saw it in Papakura for my birthday.

I was so happy.

It was like the happiest day ever.