Greetings (:

Salutations all.
*she waves fondly*
The name's Kaylynn.
*tips hat and bows*



My deepest passions are to write, to analyse, to perceive and to dream of making films.

Art house/ festival films are my deity.
Talk to me about such films and I will love you forever.

Music is my wife.

For the past few weeks, Kaylynn has put Kaki King's Jessica, Basia Bulat, Bon Iver and Bloc Party on repeat.

I can oft be found staring at patterns on the wall, particularly floral patterns, whilst pondering the meaning of things.
Rather metaphysical, no?

Kaylynn adores literature, psychology, history of art, gender studies, classical studies and philosophy.
Feed me any of these, lovingly.

She likes to think of manual photography as a benevolent companion.

She wants to study in England.

I shan't bore you no longer.
I like this place.

Yay! I curtsey to the tipping of your hat: *curtseys*

I shall write an in depth response to your spifftacular intro soon, but, alas! my mother calls and I am powerless to resist (mostly because she holds the keys to my bank account, HELP ME!). I'll be back.

*backs away, making wavey motions with her hands*

Woah. New people. Well I suppose I have been away rather a while...

Name's Mikey, charmed I'm sure.

She's not new! She was here before she existed! You have been gone far too long, it seems, m'dear.

What can I say? I'm timeless. Almost like that ornamental vase in the corner. But better. *adjusts hair*

Depends, what kind of vase is it? I mean, frankly, I'd think you'd be more like one of those funky coloured-glass retro vases that you do a happy dance for when you find them in second hand shops. Only a flowery china vase if in a poofy dress.

Huzzah! Philosophy The only subject where my ramblings are valued

Hello!

I'm afraid I can't quite picture you as any kind of vase, I can't imagaine you being quite that static.

You're quite right, Tam. But what if I was a vase that moved?

Then you'd be either possessed or at a wild party.

Or just wazzed on LSD.

xD

"wazzed"

Fuckin love it

*nom nom nom*

Wazzed is almost as good as having a wack shack.

And what precisely is a wack shack? O.o

Hrmm, I don't think you want to know.

Is it the same as a fuck hut?

Presumably from a similar genus, I'd say...

It's one and the same, ladies and gentlemen.

*uncanny trifle of laughter*

And then there's mateship.

yeah but that's not as wacky

Let us ponder synonyms.

WELL, in Aristophanes' Frogs, I'm pretty sure there's a knockshop in Hades. ANCIENT GREEK, even.

Brilliant.

Shaggin' wagon if you prefer vehicular intercourse

*squeals*

it's innuendo, but it's academic innuendo, which makes it practically sacred.

lol, hey dol, welcome to the rabbit hole.

*adjusts her hair poof*

Hello Bry-Chan. x

Urban dictionary has some strange words like:
homovocalist
homotit
homotose
homothon -

A homothon is a term which can be used to identify an individual who is of equal caliber to an entire marathon of homosexuals.



Man that guy is a homothon.

... homothon? I like to think we didn't know anyone like that, though the definition still leaves it open to interpretation.

I could think of a few people.

xD