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Twit 0
Blocked Writer 10
Symbolically Challenged 15
Metaphor whore 25
That Bohemian One 75
Bloodied Typewriter 100
Mindless Minion 200
Ghost Writer 250
Apprentice Squirrel 310
Loyal Teacup 400
Muse Dish-coverer 460
Alliteration Addict 510
Golden Acorn 560
Tarnation In a Tea Cup 700