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I hate shitty tween-fiction because I'm a lefty? XD

COMMUNISTS UNITED AGAINST ERAGON!!!

Can I join that party?
I'll make us some uniforms.
And badges. Badges are important.

My sister is getting That godawful book badges custom-made.

Well send us that design and we'll put one of those NO signs around it.

Kiddies love those red circles

Whenthefuck did I say you had to be left to hate the series?

I just think you have to be an ignoramus not to appreciate the beauty of vampire stories

Yeah but it's written by That stupid, illiterate bitch...

How is she illiterate? At least she doesn't put random capital letters in the middle of sentences.

Funny thing is she did, several times. I only do it for Emphasis

Plus I'm a shift addict. It's a result of a deformed childhood.

Plus it's way easier to remember than whateverthefuck her name is.

What is it?

o gosh....

You know what's more pathetic than teenagers lining up to by a book and reading it (sorry Alyx) in one night?

Teenagers bitching and arguing about said book endlessly!

We all have books that we enjoy that other people don't. I for one have found a number of books boring that other people enjoy, like I could never read The Borrowers because I kept falling asleep.

Gracias.

The Borrowers made me sleep too lol I still haven't read it and I got it when I was about 7.

Maybe we should find a new topic to discuss...

books we took off our list without finishing them because they made us sleep!

There was a series, I can't remember what it was called but I met the author and then read the book but I hated the book when I started reading it, couldn't manage more than a couple of chapters. It was about stoats or something.

LOL! Stoats.

Hmm I don't know what other books I haven't read but I know there's a few at least...

yes but bitching is fun. You fan girl, we bitch.

Continue?

I enjoy the bitching, randomly attacking various pathetic icons of the degradation of popular culture is one of my favourite pastimes! Can I at least chuck a few piles of shit at Eragon?

ooh you'll love this link then: http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/

He takes down Eragon and That godawful book and sooo much more

I kept falling asleep in Lord of the Rings. I was determined to read it but I still haven't made it to the end of book one, sadly.

Yeah, it starts out quite slow, carries on fairly slow, and then finishes very slowly. XD It's not really known for it's sparking dramatic action.

HAH - I didn't buy them, they were birthday presents.

And it took me 5 nights to read the whole series.

I've only read The Hobbit twice. It's good enough for me.

*imposes literary snobbism*

I've read the Silmarillion twice.

Well, one and a half times anyway, but it's a bloody heavy book!

yes, but I lol at you and your determination to read it. If books bore me I tend to stop reading them, unless they are school texts, I'm not quite so bad as to not read a book I;m going to have to write an essay on.

I will hi-five anyone who can get through Joyce's Ulysses.

Haha, you're on, but I have to finish the Female Eunuch first. And 1984, so you may be waiting a wee while.